Baggage Misplacement Buff Mugs

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Travelling

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Auto-Pilot.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Attention: Speed Troughs

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Emotional Baggage Handler

A Cumulonim-bus

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Oar-tobahn.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Alien Ride Shares

Theme Park 'n' Ride

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Self Driving Cars! - They have a mind of their own!

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'