Baggage Battler Pillows

"Just give me a moment..."

The fate of the emigrant

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Fries and kids

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Man is attacked by barcodes.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"