Bag Battler Pillows

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Travelling

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Fries and kids

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Run, Mike, Run!

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'How long did you try before calling?'

Big Burgers.

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

fish in a bottle...

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Gas Bill

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Tennis Player.