Bug Battler Pillows

"Aphids on the heliotrope!"

"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

Computer Expert

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'I found the termites!'

Joe was enjoying his day until the wasp flew into the digger cab!

'I don't think this mosquito repellent is working.'

Computer Virus

Six dead, 42 missing in what witnesses are calling the worst insecticide in recent memory.

Bug bomb squad.

'Oh - just Squat it.'

Bloomin' moths!

Mosquito Repellent

Commands Respect

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

"Thanks, but I don't need a fly strip."

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Tennis Player.

Pest control.

'Geez, Red...do you think those mosquitoes are gonna leave anything for us?'

Mummy

No fly zone

'How long did you try before calling?'

"You've got the five seconds to get off that cheese sandwich or I send in a swat team."

'Termites.'

The Clouds of Repellent

These bastard midges can really ruin our holiday!

'Ooops, I must've used Insect Attractant, not repellent.'

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Mosquitoes and all the other critters.