Bug-free Battler Pillows

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Pop Culture for Teens

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Fries and kids

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'How long did you try before calling?'

Painter's Duel.

fish in a bottle...

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

No fly zone

Gas Bill

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'