Baggage Battlers Pillows

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Run, Mike, Run!

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Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Gas Bill

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'It's reading Health and Safety Regulations that makes me sick!'

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Hell for cashiers.

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

'I'm wearing my two carry ons.'

The future of warfare.

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

Department of Redundancy

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

The planned obsolescence blues

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'

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