Baggage Gifts

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

It bag and no knickers!

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Emotional Baggage Handler

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Your Luggage

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Lost Baggage Claims

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"