Baggage Handler Gifts

Emotional Baggage Handler

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

'So...Now I can get American's loudy service and U.S. airways inept baggage handling all in one convenient airline?'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand-new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Heathrow baggage handler - 'I can't find my bags anywhere.'

Man eaten by own Alligator skin bag.

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Room service for how many?'

'Oh come on Justin, you know I'm terrified of luggage.'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"Just the one piece of luggage?"

"They just put that to make you handle it with care."

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Fragile stamper.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

"Recently separated."

Transporting Live Cargo