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Careful Cargo Handler Gifts
Celebrate the meticulous cargo handler with our collection of humorous and thoughtful items. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to recognize their dedication to safe and careful handling. These creative gifts mix humor with appreciation, making them ideal for anyone who takes pride in managing freight with precision.
The fate of the emigrant
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."
"International trade"
'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'
'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'
Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'
Emotional Baggage Handler
Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...
'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'
Where has he been so long?
Existential Material - All Ends Up.
Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified
Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing
'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'
'He's determined to go where his bags go!'
'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'
"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."
Transporting Live Cargo
"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."
'Hay Boats on the Thames'
Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!
Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'
"No wonder we could get tickets."
Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."
Height barrier accident.
Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.
Cargo Ship Backlog
'Better slow it down a bit.'
Drink Driving
Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets
Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand-new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.
Emotional Baggage Carousel. (Women waiting for bags appear angry and upset.)
'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'
Careful Cargo Handler Gifts Collection
Careful Cargo Handler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for careful cargo handlers—perfect for adding a touch of humor to their daily routine.
Careful Cargo Handler Pillows
Discover our comfortable pillows with clever designs for cargo handlers—great for decorating their home or workspace with humor.
Careful Cargo Handler Prints
Browse our stylish prints that celebrate meticulous cargo handling—ideal for giving their space a humorous, personalized touch.
Careful Cargo Handler T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that honor the skills of careful cargo handlers—fun to wear and a great conversation starter.