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Emotional Baggage Handler Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone who juggles emotional baggage with humor and grace? Explore our range of clever and compassionate items that celebrate their strength and sense of humor. Perfect for those who handle life's ups and downs with wit, our products are a fun way to show appreciation and bring a smile to their face.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
The fate of the emigrant
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."
"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."
'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'
"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."
"Let's text her, she'd like that."
"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."
Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.
"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."
"Oh no! You, again?"
'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'
Emotional Baggage Handler
"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"
It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.
Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...
"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"
People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel
"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."
When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.
"I'm pregnant."
"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."
NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.
Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing
'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'
'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'
Unloading zone.
'He's determined to go where his bags go!'
'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'
'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'
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Emotional Baggage Handler Gifts Collection
Emotional Baggage Handler Mugs
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Emotional Baggage Handler Pillows
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Emotional Baggage Handler Prints
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Emotional Baggage Handler T-Shirts
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