Emotionally Aware Traveler Gifts

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Summertime.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Oh no! You, again?"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

London summer.

Continental Drift.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'I needed a break, so I thought I'd take a personal day... then I saw this ad and decided to take 7 personal days.'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Vikings Holiday

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

Weigh station

"I'm pregnant."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.