Baggage Management Gifts

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

All gates.

Your Luggage

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

Traveller's Luggage.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."