Baggage Management Mugs

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Your Luggage

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Traveller's Luggage.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.