Baggage T-Shirts

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

It bag and no knickers!

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Your Luggage

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

All gates.

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

Lost Baggage Claims

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"