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The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Emotional Baggage Handler

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"Recently separated."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

Red book

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'So...Now I can get American's loudy service and U.S. airways inept baggage handling all in one convenient airline?'