Baggage Bearer Pillows

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Emotional Baggage Handler

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"Recently separated."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Red book

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'