Backpack Bearer Pillows

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

The fate of the emigrant

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I shop, therefore I am."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Mr Metrosexual.

Waiting for Pants

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Information...

King Richard I

Boys in the cloakroom.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Businessman Panhandling

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Manager.

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"