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Mirage 10miles

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

What My Day Feels Like

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'He's an expendable.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Signs of Stress

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Man carrying his boss.

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

A Man With Problems.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'