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"Guess who they want to use as an example of how consumer confidence is on the rebound."

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Holding hands

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Emotional Baggage Handler

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

Handbags Authenticated

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

Death carries a bag for life

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

Adventure