Baggage Bard Gifts

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

Alas poor Yorrick

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Let me do all the singing."

At a creative writing workshop for accountants.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

The business world is crying out for English majors...

Businessman As A Weather Vane

Left Luggage/Right Luggage