Baggage Bard Mugs

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Alas poor Yorrick

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Let me do all the singing."

At a creative writing workshop for accountants.

Businessman As A Weather Vane

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

Irish chickens!