Economic Bard Gifts

Chicken Soup for the Capitalist's soul.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Tariff Adjustment

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

Sixty is the new fifty mostly because all the money we saved in the last decade is gone.

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

Squeeze on Public Spending.

'And right here the company experienced a cataclysmic event of biblical proportions.'

'Errors were made, things were said, people got hurt.'

Alas poor Yorrick

"The menu simply says 'Fried Fish.' I'm waiting for you to provide the lyrical description."

Romance novel writers make the best waiters. 'Tonight's special is chicken: ample,milky white breasts, touched with a slight hesitation of strong,rigid basil, too headstrong to stay and too scared to stop.'