Bovine Bard Gifts

Looking for a gift for a bovine bard? Explore our collection of fun and witty products that capture the playful spirit of singing cows. From charming mugs to artistic prints, our items are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and appreciates creative humor. Whether they’re an animal lover or a music enthusiast, these gifts will moo-ve their hearts.

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Cow Writers Block.

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Cow writer.

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If cows would write fairy tales... mockup

If cows would write fairy tales...

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'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..." mockup

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

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'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...' mockup

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

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Motorherd

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'Yak, yak, yak.'

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"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!" mockup

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

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"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds." mockup

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.' mockup

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

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Moo! OOM!

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Shakespeare in the clink

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'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.' mockup

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

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BOO MOO!

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"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it." mockup

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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Your Country Needs MOO!

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Who are you?

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"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee." mockup

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

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The Cud Food Guide

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Triple Sock Cow

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'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.' mockup

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

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'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.' mockup

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

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"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for." mockup

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

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"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them." mockup

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

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'Torville and Cow'.

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'Be gentle with me!'

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'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.' mockup

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

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Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border! mockup

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

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"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!" mockup

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

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'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite. mockup

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

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"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.'' mockup

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

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"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!" mockup

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

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Bovine Bard Gifts Collection

Bovine Bard Mugs

Find more hilarious bovine bard mugs that showcase the fun side of singing cows and farmyard humor.

Bovine Bard Pillows

Snuggle up with our bovine bard pillows, featuring funny and artistic designs that add a moo-velous touch to any room.

Bovine Bard Prints

Decorate with wit and creativity using our bovine bard prints, ideal for anyone who appreciates humorous farmyard art.

Bovine Bard T-Shirts

Explore our collection of bovine bard t-shirts, perfect for cow enthusiasts who love to wear their humor and style with pride.