Bovine Bard Pillows

Cow Writers Block.

Cow writer.

If cows would write fairy tales...

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Motorherd

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Shakespeare in the clink

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

BOO MOO!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Your Country Needs MOO!

Who are you?

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

The Cud Food Guide

Triple Sock Cow

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Torville and Cow'.

'Be gentle with me!'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"