Bovine Bandit Pillows

Motorherd

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Fido and Fifi

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Mom's House O' Chili.

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

One more please.

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

Backpackers.

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'