Bowl Bandit Pillows

Fido and Fifi

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Deliboys

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Cookie Surveillance

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Mom's House O' Chili.

The Specimen Hunter

Cookie Thief

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Another Rookie Mistake

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Bart is quite at home on the range.

A dog biscuit

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

One more please.