Bovine Bandit Mugs

Motorherd

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Fido and Fifi

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Mom's House O' Chili.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The Specimen Hunter

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

One more please.

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

Backpackers.

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'