Branch Bandit Mugs

"First time pruning?"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

BLESS YOU

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

One more please.

'This can't be good.'

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

"Waiter I asked for apricot preserve with my toast!"