Digital Bard Gifts

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

The Proust of Twitter

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Ham-Dram

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

William Shakespeare

To Be/Not To Be

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Shakespeare reading.

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

William Shakespeare

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated