Digital Bard Gifts

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The Proust of Twitter

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

To Be/Not To Be

Shakespeare reading.

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

William Shakespeare

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."