Tweet Bard Gifts

The Proust of Twitter

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Shakespeare in the clink

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

William Shakespeare

To Be/Not To Be

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Shakespeare reading.

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Ham-Dram

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."