Tweet Bard Prints

The Proust of Twitter

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare in the clink

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

William Shakespeare

To Be/Not To Be

Ham-Dram

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Shakespeare reading.

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

William Shakespeare

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated