Muscle-bound Bard Gifts

Shakespeare in the clink

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The Proust of Twitter

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

My first mistake.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Homer

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

If cows would write fairy tales...

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Let me do all the singing."

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'