Bard In Training Gifts

'To woof or not to woof...'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The Proust of Twitter

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

William Shakespeare

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Some Hamlet-based puns

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

To Be/Not To Be

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

Shakespeare reading.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"