Blender Bard Gifts

Still searching for something special for the Blender Bard in your life? Explore our quirky and creative collection of gifts designed to inspire and delight anyone who loves artistic expression. From whimsical mugs to bold t-shirts, these products add a touch of humor and personality to everyday life. Perfect for creative souls, hobbyists, or anyone who appreciates the colorful world of artistry. Celebrate their passion with a gift that truly speaks to their inventive spirit.

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'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...' mockup

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

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'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.' mockup

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

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The Proust of Twitter

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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

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"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'." mockup

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

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Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever. mockup

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

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"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!" mockup

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

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"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds." mockup

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.' mockup

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

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Cow writer.

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Shakespeare in the clink

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"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh." mockup

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

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"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves." mockup

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

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"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?" mockup

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

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"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first." mockup

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

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Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be". mockup

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

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"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee." mockup

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

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'To tweet or not to tweet...'

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'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century mockup

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

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'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.' mockup

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

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"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

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