Banter Bard Gifts

Looking for a gift for the banter bard in your life? Our collection blends humor, creativity, and charm—ideal for anyone who appreciates clever banter and poetic wit. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the playful spirit of a true word artist.

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Grange Hildegard.

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'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.' mockup

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.' mockup

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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Peach flirting with a banana.

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Two Men Discuss Ministers.

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"I think it stopped breathing."

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing." mockup

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

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'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.' mockup

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

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'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.' mockup

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet." mockup

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

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"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative." mockup

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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An Archeologic Dig

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"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?" mockup

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

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"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

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