Bard In Training Pillows

'To woof or not to woof...'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

The Proust of Twitter

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

William Shakespeare

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Some Hamlet-based puns

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Ham-Dram

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Shakespeare reading.

To Be/Not To Be

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'