Baseball Bard Pillows

"This song describes the events of a lovely spring day. The sky is a cloudless blue, birds are singing, and out at the ballpark the grass is an emerald green. It's the top of the fourth, there are two out and runners on first and second. The batter hits a slow roller down the third-base line. The third baseman scoops up the ball barehanded and tries for a force play at second..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Shakespeare was bisexual

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The Proust of Twitter

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'To woof or not to woof...'

To Be/Not To Be

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Shakespeare reading.

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

John takes a personivacation.

"Renovating your bathroom?"