Muscle-bound Bard Pillows

Shakespeare in the clink

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The Proust of Twitter

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

My first mistake.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Homer

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

"More sonnets and tragedies? You know the big money is in children's books, right Shakespeare?"

If cows would write fairy tales...

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Let me do all the singing."