Biotech Bard Pillows

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

The Proust of Twitter

A day at the transgenic races

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Cow writer.

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

To Be/Not To Be

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

Shakespeare reading.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"