Biotech Bard Pillows

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Shakespeare was bisexual

A day at the transgenic races

The Proust of Twitter

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Cow writer.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

To Be/Not To Be

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Shakespeare reading.

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"