Bard Aficionado Pillows

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

No Soliciting

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare's Brain

Shakespeare Quote

Some Hamlet-based puns

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

A stylized man in pyjamas

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Trendies, INC

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare