Bard Aficionado Mugs

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

No Soliciting

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

'Long shift?'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Shakespeare's Brain

Shakespeare Quote

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Some Hamlet-based puns

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

A stylized man in pyjamas

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Trendies, INC

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare