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Shakespeare Quote

Heimishe Hamlet

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Upstart Crow

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

wattle covers

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

William Shakespeare

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?