Bard Admirer Mugs

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Shakespeare's Brain

"Actually, it's 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio,' NOT 'Dem bones, dem bones

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare Quote

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

The next damn Batman.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Shakespeare

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Shakespeare reading.

William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare

To Be/Not To Be