Udder Admirer Mugs

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

Yoghurt man

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Sunbathers.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Shakespeare's Brain

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Prisoner still life painting.

Red hot little combo

'Picasso'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"No, son. Let him finish."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Landscape Artists

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'