Bard Enthusiasts Gifts

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Shakespeare's housework

Shakespeare Quote

Heimishe Hamlet

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Upstart Crow

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

William Shakespeare

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Long shift?'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Bearded Leftie.