Bard's Biggest Fans Gifts

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

William Shakespeare

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare's Brain

Shakespeare Quote

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Shakespeare in the clink

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'You've got dry scalp.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Trendies, INC

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

'To woof or not to woof...'

Clock Tower Shadow

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...