Bard's Biggest Fans Pillows

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

William Shakespeare

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare's Brain

Shakespeare Quote

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare in the clink

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

A stylized man in pyjamas

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Trendies, INC

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'To woof or not to woof...'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

William Shakespeare

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'