Bard Fan Pillows

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Drama Queen.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Proust of Twitter

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

William Shakespeare

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Shakespeare's Brain

Shakespeare Quote

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Some Hamlet-based puns

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

To Be/Not To Be

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Shakespeare