Bard Believer Gifts

William Shakespeare

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare's Brain

Shakespeare Quote

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Some Hamlet-based puns

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Sermon on the Grounds...

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

'To woof or not to woof...'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

To Be/Not To Be

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare reading.

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Ham-Dram

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Upstart Crow

William Shakespeare