Bead Believer Gifts

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The Origami Society...

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

William Shakespeare

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Fairy Vet

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

The art of fishing.

'Honey, I'm home!'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

"The other fairy does glass."

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'